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Janee 
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 Topic: A man goes to the doctor's...Posted: 02 Feb 2008 at 15:32 |
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A man goes to the doctor's.... "Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head!" "Ahh", ponders the doctor, looking through his BNF.
".... I think I have some cream for that!" |
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Coffin Dodger
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Posted: 04 Feb 2008 at 06:21 |
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The next patient thought he was a pair curtains ......
..... the doctor told him to pull himself together!
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MoJo
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Posted: 16 Mar 2008 at 19:09 |
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A man goes to the Doctor's... My husband thinks he's a lift!
Well tell him to come and see me, said the doctor.
I can't. He doesn't stop on this floor!
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ibuchan1
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Posted: 22 Mar 2008 at 16:30 |
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Doctor there's a man at the door with a bill!
The doctor replies: Don't be daft! That's a duck with a hat on!
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gemzlane
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Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 00:46 |
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A man goes to the doctors.... Doctor says: "ah I havn't seen you in a while"
mans says:"I know, I've been ill!"
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jonny0000
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Posted: 16 Jul 2008 at 11:04 |
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Next one went to the doctors claiming he only had 60 seconds to live. . . . the doctor replies "take a seat i'll deal with you in a minute"
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Trying to raise the standard of care in nursing homes across the country.
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MarkG
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Posted: 28 Feb 2009 at 21:53 |
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Patient visits his doctor for his test results. Doctor: Come in, sir. I'm afraid I have good news and bad news. Patient: Oh well, give me the good news first. Doctor: Very well, you have a month to live. Patient: And that's the good news! What can be worse than that? Doctor: I should have told you three weeks ago.... Mark |
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Trust me, I'm a nurse....
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gavingale
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Posted: 11 Apr 2009 at 09:04 |
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Hi, everyone. Really funny ones here. So these type of areas can give recreation for us. Expecting few more funny posts. Thank you.
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Annacav
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Posted: 20 Jun 2010 at 20:30 |
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hahaha! this is very funny. love it!
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